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  1. the-absolute-best-gifs:

    Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

  2. malcology:

    they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

    (via muggletimelord)

  3. y-oghurt:

    andrewvanwynperfect:

    and in that moment i swear we were all alexa chung

    like she can’t afford expensive things. love her though

    (via finish-with-fitness)

  4. the-absolute-best-gifs:

    avatargemini:

    this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

  5. forever-and-alwayss:

    we’d so have these pillows, :3

  6. 221bec:

    professionalmisandrist:

    What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

    image

    (via finish-with-fitness)

  7. endorphinsorbust:

    spicyrunnergirl:

    Can you tell a runner lives here? :)

    Ahh I love this!

    (via strong-er)

  8. asktoothless:

    Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

    (via inspiredbychaos)

    • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
    • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
    • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
    • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
    • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
    • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
  9. Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
  10. pityreblogs:

    sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

    (via pentha)

  11. death-or-exile:

    WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

    (via oneofakindbaby)